Miracles do happen. Snoop Dogg’s tourbus was stopped and searched by officials just a few hours before a concert in Dallas. Yes, they did find a large quantity of chronic and arrested two men. Fortunately for all the fans at the concert near the cotton bowl in Dallas, Mr Dogg wasn’t one of them this time.

A rare occasion as Mr Dogg usually finds himself on the wrong side of the law. A few examples:

• Some soubrette named Kylie Bell claimed that she was doped up before getting sexually assaulted by Snoop and four other brothers in november 2004.
• April 26, 2006, Mr Dogg and crew were arrested after being kicked out of British Airways’ first class lounge at Heathrow Airport. Mr Dogg and his homies were not allowed to enter the lounge because some of the crew were flying first class, others were only flying economy class.
• May 11, when Mr Dogg appeared at a London police station, he was told off for use of threatening words or behavior.
• Mr Dogg, Tha Dogg Pound, and The Game managed to get caught while assaulting a fan on stage at a concern in may 2005.
• September 27, 2006, Mr Dogg was detained at John Wayne Airport in Orange County, California by airport security. Airport screeners found a collapsible police baton in Snoop’s bag. The baton was taken off Mr Dogg but he was allowed to board the plane. He got charged with similar charges some more after this incident.
• Mr Dogg was arrested again on October 26, 2006 at Bob Hope Airport in Burbank, California while parked outside, an airport security officer caught Mr Dogg smoking chronic and playing with a gun.
• He was again arrested on November 29, 2006, after a performance on The Tonight Show, for more pot and guns.
• Mr Dogg was arrested again on March 12, 2007 after performing in a concert with P.Diddy/Puffy in Stockholm. Mr Dogg was arrested along with a ho after the pair reportedly stank of marihuana.
• April 12, 2007, Mr Dogg was sentenced to five years of probation for gun and drug charges.
• April 26, 2007, the Australian Department of Immigration and Citizenship banned him from entering the country on character grounds, checking into his prior criminal convictions.

With today’s mass media, exposure to different lifestyles and cultures has seamlessly integrated with our society. Just turn on your TV, radio or even your home pc. You’ll get bombarded by the likes of Justin Timberlake and Kevin Federline. Unfortunately large groups of mentally challenged individuals have succumbed to an identity crisis as a result.

Fear not – S.Dogg, Ph.D. has come up with a cure.

The wigger phenomena is not entirely to blame on modern day media. Reports date back to the 1920’s, where white negros infiltrated the jazz and swing music scenes.

Peace out, words to your mom.