Alright kids, here’s a great tip for you if you’re looking to clean up your hard drive and create some space. Start deleting all your raunchy porn movies, because this lady claims she can give you a hands-free orgasm with a simple MP3.

Basically it’s designed to hypnotize the listener and get them into a deep trance. Once you’re off your face, you will get a ‘cum command’ as the description puts it. If you’re willing to fork out $35, you are promised a memorable experience. For the hornbag cheapies amongst yourselves, I’m sure there’s a few pirated copies floating around.

Perhaps Isabelle should add some sort of anti-piracy hypnotic suggestion in her sessions.

From the site:

The special thing about this recording is that it is entirely hands-free. That means at NO point will you be instructed to rub something, grind something, or hump something against yourself. You will ejaculate or cum using the power of your own mind. That’s the beauty of hypnosis. Your brain can make you cum instantly under the right circumstances so that you feel wonderful!

David Duchovny has voluntarily entered a facility for treatment to cure his sex addiction. It seems that he got carried away with the part of an over-sexed writer in the show Californication, a performance which landed him a Golden Globe this year.

Other related roles David has had during his career are a transvestite DEA agent on the series Twin Peaks and he played the narrator/host in the long-running Showtime erotica/softcore TV series Red Shoe Diaries.

The actor who achieved fame as FBI agent Mulder in the SEX-files, is married to Tea Leone and has two children. Good luck David, remember to always believe in yourself.