If you thought Bush was the most hated man in Iraq, think again. This Bush pencil holder sells better than any Paris Hilton video in Iraq.

Barack Obama made up his mind in 1955. He decided there and then to become the President of the United States. This just shows that you can become anyone you want be, it doesn’t matter where you came from.

It’s been a long four days and with one more to go before the weekend, we can feel your frustrations. To help you get into the right mood, we figured you might want to start blowing up stuff. While we couldn’t find anything with real buildings, you’re gonna have to do with this neato blow-em-up game.

Oh, and did you hear the news about the kid who was going to blow up the President of the United States? He blew it.

Our favorite high society girl, Paris Hilton, is like, totally ready to become the next president of the United States. Like, after Mr McCain compared Obama with Paris and Britney, the blonde bombshell figured it was time to show the world she’s, like, not all beauty, but has, like, brains too.

Paris flabbergasted us when she was like, “why not combine what both ya’ll say, and like do it that way?”, responding to the energy crisis issue.

Anyway, Paris has like, our vote.