To lift your penis? I hope this guy regrets taking this photo and i hope his work mates see it.

What on earth inspires a man to do this?

Our primal urges sometimes just get the best of us. After 41 years, this poor HongKongian went looking for love, and found himself in an awkward position after his ding-a-ling got stuck in the metal bench he had managed to seduce.

Once the unfortunate bench sitter realized there was no way to free himself, he called the police. Paramedics tried draining blood from the man’s stuck schlong, but ended up having to take the bench and her lover to the hospital, where doctors worked over four hours to separate the two.

According to the surgeon, Xing would have lost the ability to pee standing up without wetting himself if the surgery would have taken any longer.