For all of you that got excited by the thought of sticking a paintball gun in your mouth, perhaps Dark Scope is a SFW alternative to de-stress a little. Once you’ve done your six missions and realize you suck at sniping, you could practice your balance with the next game.

The weekend might be over, but that doesn’t mean the fun is too. Delete those deadline emails your manager has been sending you, ignore the losers that hang out at the water fountains and in the coffee area. They might waste their 15 minutes of morning break, attempting to socialize with the other office lemmings, but you get to play games all day and get paid for it.

Blueshift is an excellent old school sidescrolling shoot-em-up.

Forget about all those silly little flash games you play during office hours, in which you’re supposed to make your boss a few bucks. We’ve found the ultimate time-waster for you. Pandemic 2 allows you to design and develop your very own deadly virus, bacteria or parasite. The end goal obviously is total annihilation of the human race.

Free tip: Madagascar is a b¡tch to infect. RTFM