Smoking Kills

For all of you that got excited by the thought of sticking a paintball gun in your mouth, perhaps Dark Scope is a SFW alternative to de-stress a little. Once you’ve done your six missions and realize you suck at sniping, you could practice your balance with the next game.

Warning: This could ruin your entire weekend. We would post something useful today, but we lost track of time.

Bubble Shooter

We from the deliciously tasteless™ newsroom love Amy. She’s as tasteless as singing alcoholic junkies with a temper get. Now add a little Dark knight, Iron man, and Hellboy 2 the mix, and you’ve got yourself one wacky game on your hands.

Bitchslap, headbut and overdose Miss Winehouse through these levels to help her rescue Mr. Blake from home prison.

It’s been a long four days and with one more to go before the weekend, we can feel your frustrations. To help you get into the right mood, we figured you might want to start blowing up stuff. While we couldn’t find anything with real buildings, you’re gonna have to do with this neato blow-em-up game.

Oh, and did you hear the news about the kid who was going to blow up the President of the United States? He blew it.

The weekend might be over, but that doesn’t mean the fun is too. Delete those deadline emails your manager has been sending you, ignore the losers that hang out at the water fountains and in the coffee area. They might waste their 15 minutes of morning break, attempting to socialize with the other office lemmings, but you get to play games all day and get paid for it.

Blueshift is an excellent old school sidescrolling shoot-em-up.