Besides the fact that it’s plain wrong to hit a woman, it’s also incredibly stupid as you can see in this next videoclip. The cameras kept rolling during the happy slapping festival on this Indian talkshow.

Those Indians sure sound funny when they’re angry though.

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We can’t all be gold medal winners at the olympics. But we’ve found a video which demonstrates that even geeks can compete in man to geek combat. Behold self defense for dorks.

By groping his Internetdate “Angie Zapata” in the privates while receiving head, Allen Ray Andrade discovered that they had a whole lot more in common than he was expecting. Quite upset, Ray naturally reached out for the first solid object he could get his hands on and bashed Angie aka Justin over the head with a fire extinguisher he found.

Ray had met Justin Zapata aka Angie Zapata on mocospace.com

Ray probably never looked at the ‘safety‘ page mocospace provides for it’s users, which clearly states;

People may lie about their identity. Be careful of interactions with strangers. Do not engage in any conversations or activities that make you uncomfortable. Trust your instincts.

Another day, another act of police brutality in New York City. Just one day after a cop bodyslammed an innocent cyclist to the ground before assaulting him, a fellow officer from the NYPD introduced his baton to his victim’s knee. Over and over and over again.

Michael Cephus, 46, of Brooklyn, wanted to go and see the fireworks in a park along the East River. When he ran into New York’s finest, he got served alright, unfortunately not protected. Officers claim the victim was drunk and armed. With an umbrella.