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Here’s a simple formula: cops+skimasks+guns = testosterone overload, and testosterone makes you stupid. Just ask the lady in the purple sweater.

Another day, another act of police brutality in New York City. Just one day after a cop bodyslammed an innocent cyclist to the ground before assaulting him, a fellow officer from the NYPD introduced his baton to his victim’s knee. Over and over and over again.

Michael Cephus, 46, of Brooklyn, wanted to go and see the fireworks in a park along the East River. When he ran into New York’s finest, he got served alright, unfortunately not protected. Officers claim the victim was drunk and armed. With an umbrella.

Not every cop these days is dependent on that wonderful piece of modern technology, referred to as a “taser“. Take this badass from New York, Patrick Pogan. He was brave enough to hold his own in a stampede of demonstrating cyclists until he figured he’d go and play tag. Not only did he lose his temper. Thanks to Youtube, he lost his badge and gun too.