Here’s a motivational video to show you that you can be whoever you want to be. It just takes practice and a very understanding mom.

Our favorite high society girl, Paris Hilton, is like, totally ready to become the next president of the United States. Like, after Mr McCain compared Obama with Paris and Britney, the blonde bombshell figured it was time to show the world she’s, like, not all beauty, but has, like, brains too.

Paris flabbergasted us when she was like, “why not combine what both ya’ll say, and like do it that way?”, responding to the energy crisis issue.

Anyway, Paris has like, our vote.