A couple of cheeseburgers, some rice-a-roni, or a bottle of windshield wiper fluid. These are just some of the things you can use to get laid nowadays. Here’s a couple of white trash whores who just don’t care.

Remind me never to have kids.

To lift your penis? I hope this guy regrets taking this photo and i hope his work mates see it.

What on earth inspires a man to do this?

Just image never having to worry again about losing your favorite pet. Now you can just shoot your bears, tie your dogs to a tree in the forest when you go on holidays, or conduct controversial scientific research involving your cat and a microwave oven. If they break, just get out one of the spares.

South Korea’s super scientists have opened Pandora’s box by successfully cloning a pet dog in the name of capitalism science.

Going by the ancient Chinese philosophy Yin Yang, with the South Koreans creating new life from preserved skin cells ,their Northern brethren who are often associated with strong disregard of human rights, nuclear threats and terrorism, could now possibly face social acceptance.

A black bear that got caught with not his hands but his head in a cookie jar has been killed by the brave wildlife men and woman of Minnesota. The decision to shoot the bear dead came after a six day struggle, in which the officials failed trying to entrap and tranquilize the unlucky ursus.

On the seventh day, the bear wandered into the town of Frazee, just in the middle of the town’s busy Turkey Days celebration. Park rangers finally managed to target the bear, though unfortunately having ran out of tranquilizer darts, they opted for some good old-fashioned led.

Perhaps for the best. Just look at what the people of Frazee usually do to animals on turkey day.